i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize