She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
it's great music for shaving your balls
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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