I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
