I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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