That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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