Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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