Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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