Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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