real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My friends, they love my intelligence
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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