Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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