I love black thongs
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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