Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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