Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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