New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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