Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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