no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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