We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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