Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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