I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He better not be in your backpack
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
