This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My vagina is officially offended.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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