Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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