It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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