What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize
