bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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