He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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