He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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