you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
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That's how twitter works, right?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
wow bdsm is so cute
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