Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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