Porn is love you can see.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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