I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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