When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
