? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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