and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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