Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
