So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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