So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
where are my eyebrows?
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