Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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