well you can't waste a boner
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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