You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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