so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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