I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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