People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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