Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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