I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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