You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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