There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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