So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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