He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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