Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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