so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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