it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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