Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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