I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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