Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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