Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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