She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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