So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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