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  It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.

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• ...I have a a flip phone too.

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jun 17, 13 at 4:12pm

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• Yay for Obama phones!

  Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 18, 13 at 1:19am

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  • Obama's not a Flip

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jun 18, 13 at 10:23am

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• Mine has a telescoping antenna...

  Submitted by kingme on Jun 17, 13 at 4:57pm

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• Next time i visit Missouri I will try this.. Oh wait, when the fuck would I ever want to visit that shithole?

  Submitted by ck24 on Jun 17, 13 at 11:29pm

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• Starbucks gets oddly pissed if you do that in their bathrooms. The fact my lady is a screamer might have something to do with it, but still we had the door locked. Gimme a break. I just forgot to stuff her panties in her mouth.

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:42pm

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• All a woman has to do for a date is lower their standards.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 13 at 9:37pm

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• It's 2013 and you're still fucking strangers...

  Submitted by antisocialal on Jun 17, 13 at 10:52pm

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• I have to keep cranking mine...

  Submitted by AngrySailor on Jun 17, 13 at 6:19pm

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  • Well, if you can't get laid in a bathroom, cranking it is probably all you can do.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 18, 13 at 7:20am

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• Are flip phones incapable of using numbers in texts?

  Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 17, 13 at 10:00pm

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• It's 2013 and with all the shit of std's becoming more common and your dumb enough to fuck some stranger in a bathroom because you both had flip phones? Wow. Please don't have kids.

  Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 18, 13 at 7:05am

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  • condoms

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jun 18, 13 at 10:21am

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• Sad ho

  Submitted by taterslc on Jun 18, 13 at 1:52am

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• Even more sad than having a flip phone in 2013: still using the word "rando" in 2013.

  Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jun 19, 13 at 2:09am

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• Aaaaaand you're pathetic for fucking someone over a phone.

  Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 17, 13 at 6:41pm

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• iPhone

  Submitted by adoline22 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:13pm

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